You apparently can't or won't read the diary as I wrote it.

I'm not sure what the one you're imagining actually says, but it sounds pretty rough.  What part of "we need and want you here" don't you get?  I solicited criticisms of Barack Obama, and asked my fellow zealous Obama supporters to lay off you guys so long as you're being reasonable.

Shit.  You want a cookie, too?  I thought being reasonable, respectful, and giving you space was enough.